Rants

Hints for living: college edition

Sunglasses are meant to be worn over the eyes. They are not a hair accessory.

Rolling luggage is for flight crews and other people who actually ride on airplanes. Get yourself a backpack.

If you’re going to use your laptop in class, cut your freaking nails. You sound like a blender full of plastic.

Nobody cares that you can twirl your pen. Cut it out.