Neither here nor there

Take that, Hallmark

In the spirit of the impending day, here’s a sweet little love note I got today. It really deserves to be set to music. Who wants to have a go?

“Fucking St. Valentine”
Words by Carol Tidwell

What are you to do if you have bad erection?
Especially in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don’t worry, it is not the last
of pea-time...The most simple way
is to visit our site, order the medication
and that is all you are to do!

(Chorus:)
Do not kill the clock!