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Election madness, Part 2

Where did the time go? Here we are,less than a week away from California’s Historic Recall Election, and Arnold is doing better than I feared. I’m sickened by the thought of this terrifying humanoid running our state. Hasn’t California suffered enough?

So while it’s still just a big joke, here’s my final Schwarzy video. All apologies to Fatboy Slim.

Sightings

Election madness, Part 1

There’s so much stupid crap surfacing in this whole recall business, it’s hard to know where to begin making fun of it. I think I’ll start with Trek Thunder Kelly, independent candidate for California governor. His candidate statement, contained in the election booklet mailed to all lucky voters, begins like this:

Dear Voters, Please vote for me, thus breaking the Seventh Seal and incurring Armageddon. I will legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution…

… and it’s just a big run-on sentence after that. Some others that I couldn’t read more than a few words of include B.E. Smith’s statement, “I spent two years in federal prison,” and Diane Beall Templin’s, which opens with,

May the Lord give you the wisdom of Solomon as you vote. I pray that the Wonderful Counselor, the Mighty God will guide me in all decisions [blah blah blah]…

Stay tuned for more candidate statements in the next few weeks.

For now, I’ve got a new video. I like to think of it as doing my little part for Arnold’s campaign.

There’s also a polished version of my first Arnold effort from Aug. 29. Now 20% scarier!

Photos

More Funston fotos

Hang gliders in digital. These guys are crazy.

Photos

More TLR pics

Finally, I’m taking enough pictures again that I’ll be able to do a whole new gallery page. In the meantime, here are a couple shot at San Francisco’s Fort Funston on Ilford HP5.

And one of the dramatically lit cat, also on HP5.

Neither here nor there

Back to school

I’ve got my outfit all picked out for the first day. Mervyn’s can kiss my suave, double-breasted ass.